8 Great Do-It-Yourself Valentine's Day Gift Ideas For Your Girl. #7 is the best!
Well, gentlemen, Valentine’s day is tomorrow. If you’ve waited until the last minute to pick up that perfect gift for your gal, you may be scrambling today to figure out what to buy. Well, not to worry, boys. Dreamwolf is here to give you a few romantic ideas for that special, special lady, and guess what: you don’t even have to buy them! We present 9 do-it-yourself Valentine’s gifts for your girl!
1) A Handmade card
Take all those sweet, fuzzy feelings, you hide under that terse, masculine exterior, write them down on a piece of cardstock, and fold it! This card might even be the time and place to let someone know about those shitty poems you’ve been writing secretly in a notebook you hide under your mattress. Whatever you write, the homemade card is a way to show your lady that you care enough about her to write some stuff on paper.
2) A Bouquet of Flowers
Did you know that you can give your sweetheart this Valentine’s tradition without spending a dime? Just go out and pick all the wildflowers you can find. If you live in the city, like I do, and there are no wildflowers handy simply go to the nearest city park, find a meticulously planned, municipally owned flowerbed, and start hacking away at the plants. Just don’t let the cops catch you at it!
3) Chocolates
Why pay through the nose for this valentine’s day classic? You don’t owe those snooty dickbags at Russel Stover a thing. Just get some chocolate and melt it on top of whatever you happen to have in that depressing, barren, smelly bachelor pad you call home. Doritos, ketchup packets, some small hard object you found on the floor and aren’t sure what it is but figure it probably started as food, it’s all good. She’ll know it’s the thought that counts.
4) A Pet
A furry friend will bring years of joy and fill that void in her heart that you can’t manage to fill. To get it cash free, simply go out into your neighborhood and just grab the first furry wild animal you see! Squirrels are abundant, and the biting is minimal and weak, so they make a great choice. If you go out at night, though, you may find something more exciting, like a raccoon or a possum. They bite a little harder, but, on the plus side, the possum is the only non-Australian Marsupial, which makes a great conversation starter while you’re fighting it off!
5)A Rag-Doll Likeness of Your Girlfriend
Nothing says “My love of you is eternal and will never, ever, ever die.” Quite like a small doll you’ve made at home that looks like your girlfriend. Plus it’s simple and easy to do! Just take a few of your girlfriend’s socks and sew them together in a shape vaguely like a person. Then, take some of the stuffing from her pillow and put it inside your sock shape. Then sew the locks of your girlfriend’s hair that you’ve been taking while she sleeps to the top. Now you’ve got a gift that shows how ceaselessly and intensely you think about her!
6) Lionel Richie
With a slew of romantic hits like “Hello”, “Endless Love”, and “All Night Long”, Richie’s music is guaranteed to give your beautiful lady-love a massive erection of the heart. And giving him to your girlfriend as a gift doesn’t cost a dime. Just find Lionel Richie and forcibly abduct him. Love will be in the air as you crowbar open the crate in front of your woman-friend and spill out Richie’s bloodied, tearful form onto the floor and scream “Sing! Now!”
8) Homebaked Muffins
Impress your lady by showing her your cooking skills and make her a basket of homemade muffins! Go for a standard blueberry, or something more creative like a muffin with cranberries and white chocolate flakes!
Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!
-Tim
